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is water wet?

[ Guess who's sick and bored at home??? ]

[adelphoi]

what sort of a question is that? of course it isn't.

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what? no, of course it's wet!!!
it's WATER
it doesn't get any more wet than that!!!

[adelphoi]

false. something becomes wet when coming into contact with water, it is a sensation. water cannot be wet.

[punshots]

yeah but
water comes in contact with OTHER water
so BOOM
you just proved me right!!!





i think

[adelphoi]

no. when water comes into contact with water, it simply becomes more water.

[punshots]

more WET water, you mean!

[adelphoi]

wrong again. why did you ask if you were not prepared to accept that i may not give you the answer you were hoping for?

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because i thought you'd have enough sense to back me up!

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i mean


i'm sure you have your reasons

[adelphoi]

[ ah....

her reply does not come for several more minutes.......... ]

then mayhaps next time you should not ask.

[ rip ]

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[punshots]

[ oh.......he hecked up. TIME TO BACKPEDAL. ]

well you see
the reason i asked was because

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[punshots]

i was thinking a lot about it
and then i thought to myself "you know who would know the answer, Prompto?"
and i thought of you, obviously!
and since i was sure you would be right i was sure you would agree
because i thought i was right
so i thought i was right because i thought i would be right about thinking you would be right

[punshots]

does that make sense?

[adelphoi]

no. no more sense than thinking water is wet.

[punshots]

is it really that weird to think that?
maybe this cold is getting to my head more than i thought...

[ Yes, that's it, it's the...cold... ]

[adelphoi]

[ yeah definitely not just that he's a moron..!! ]

How are you faring?

[punshots]

my head feels all

gooey?
like someone sneezed into my brain

uh
sorry if that was kind of gross but it's true!!!

[adelphoi]

yes, that sounds disgusting.

is there anything i can do to help?

[punshots]

[ She can probably see his reply coming from a mile away: ]

nah i'm okay
best thing you can do is just make sure you don't get sick yourself!

[adelphoi]

given that i seem to be the only healthy person amidst a sea of disease so far, i should think that it is an inevitability.

do you like chicken soup?

[ it isn't a question anymore really.. ]

[punshots]

[ No, stop this, she doesn't need to worry about him!!! He's done it again...and, like, okay, they've talked about this, but — look, this is different! He can go to her for emotional support, but when he's sick like this?? That's a whole different kind of support.

Also, he's gross. She can't see him when he's gross like this! ]

um
no!!!
as it so happens i hate all food
so don't even think about bringing me any!

[adelphoi]

[ um this most certainly is not different. besides, her own brother is sick and they share a room - if she is going to be sick, it will happen whether or not she throws soup in his face.

really though even without all of this reasoning she would still do it, because she does what she wants. ]

i shant be long, try to keep comfortable.

[ she isn't even sort of listening.. ]

[punshots]

[ Please don't throw soup into his face, he has delicate pores... ]

don't do it!!
i'm




i'm NAKED

[ she should leave him to die tbh ]

[adelphoi]

[ her answer doesn't come for awhile, presumably because she's gathering the soup and she doesn't do a great job of paying close attention to her texts even when she isn't otherwise engaged.. ]

then i suggest you find a pair of trousers. i am coming in.

[ she's calling his bluff anyway HE ISN'T NAKED!! but his doorknob is now slowly turning like in a horror film....... ]