[ It sure isn't! But nothing is strong enough to repel marshmallow. And she just won't relent, even know! He is rescinding his crush on her, this is the absolute worst. ]
I-it just — makes him hair look all shiny 'n' nice!
[ Not like he was trying to impress her or anything!!! But since she won't stop her attack, he's going to go right for her sides while she ambushes his hair, digging his fingers in for a full on tickle assault!!! ]
[ it sure do make him hair look all shiny n nice......
truly though marshmallow is the stickiest substance in the universe, he's probably going to have to shave his head now, sad. anyway, the tickling is truly the strongest retaliation he can dish out, and she tugs away immediately with a shriek, shimmying away. ]
Well, at least the tickling has done the trick, and he doesn't pursue her, instead reaching up to gingerly feel at his messed up hair. Oh, this is bad...so bad, he almost misses that compliment from her. ]
O-oh. [ Insta-blush!! ] Y-you really think so?
[ Maybe his efforts weren't in vain after all... ]
yeah his hair sure looks awful tho. she almost feels bad, if only for how long it'll take him to wash it all out, probably.. for her part, alisaie just licks her hands clean, though she pulls a face, because the yummy is all mixed up with gross hair product.. ]
Of course I do. You spend an ungodsly amount of time on it, after all. Why is it so important to you?
[ Should it be hot that she's licking her fingers after touching his hair??? It's...confusing...
Anyway. All hope is lost for his hair, so he gives up, instead breaking off a piece of chocolate and popping it into his mouth and shrugging a shoulder. ]
What, there something wrong with lookin' like F-I-N-E?
[ Well, of course that feels right! But it might be nice to be a little more low-maintenance every now and again. If that also wins him points with his crush, he won't complain. ]
That's kinda my thing. [ Doing what feels right, anyway. ] So! D'you feel like your entire world is different now?
[ He has no other secrets planned, and no smooches tonight, lest we create a hole in the space-time continuum. A moment after stretching, he stands and reaches down to offer her his hand up. ]
Yeah, wouldn't want to keep you out too late, would we? What would Alphinaud say?
[ but i can imagine a world in which they smooched anyway, that is fine.. she takes his hand without hesitation, tugging herself up to her feet as well, though she's rolling her eyes the moment she's up. ]
Please, I have endured his complaining for many years, I have learned to drown it out.
[ It's a shame, fireside kisses would have been so cute...but chocobo cake kisses are even better. Sweeter, some might say...
Once she's on her feet he doesn't let go of her hand, instead squeezing her fingers around hers. If you don't think I'm going to milk the past cuteness for all it's worth, you are dead wrong. ]
That so? Huh, I didn't realize he was such a complainer...
[ tbh fireside kisses i think are a little bit cuter.. but the chocobo cake is Special... also punches ur pun into the sun
she doesn't seem to entirely notice that he's still holding her hand, considering she's still holding it right back, thoughtlessly, because if she were thinking about it she'd be on fire. ]
He needs to complain like he needs to breathe. I think he might drop dead if he went a single day without wagging his finger.
[ is this an alphinaud roast, because she's always down for an alphinaud roast. ]
[ Well I mean, you're not wrong...maybe if he had kissed her by the fire she wouldn't have rejected him. Oh well!!!
And yes, it is apparently an Alphinaud roast, even if Prompto may not be able to contribute much at the moment. Still, considering who his bros are, he knows how to dish out some burns...from being burned by them frequently himself. ]
Ha! I had no idea...all I know is his medicine tastes awful.
[ this is the quality content she is here for tbh.. she might even enjoy dunking alphinaud more than she enjoys cookies. blasphemous, i know, but entirely possible.
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I-it just — makes him hair look all shiny 'n' nice!
[ Not like he was trying to impress her or anything!!! But since she won't stop her attack, he's going to go right for her sides while she ambushes his hair, digging his fingers in for a full on tickle assault!!! ]
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truly though marshmallow is the stickiest substance in the universe, he's probably going to have to shave his head now, sad. anyway, the tickling is truly the strongest retaliation he can dish out, and she tugs away immediately with a shriek, shimmying away. ]
But your hair always looks shiny and nice!
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Well, at least the tickling has done the trick, and he doesn't pursue her, instead reaching up to gingerly feel at his messed up hair. Oh, this is bad...so bad, he almost misses that compliment from her. ]
O-oh. [ Insta-blush!! ] Y-you really think so?
[ Maybe his efforts weren't in vain after all... ]
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yeah his hair sure looks awful tho. she almost feels bad, if only for how long it'll take him to wash it all out, probably.. for her part, alisaie just licks her hands clean, though she pulls a face, because the yummy is all mixed up with gross hair product.. ]
Of course I do. You spend an ungodsly amount of time on it, after all. Why is it so important to you?
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Anyway. All hope is lost for his hair, so he gives up, instead breaking off a piece of chocolate and popping it into his mouth and shrugging a shoulder. ]
What, there something wrong with lookin' like F-I-N-E?
[ Yeah, he spells it out.
pls don't attack him again ]
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You look just as fine without it, you know.
[ his hair gel tastes super gross tho so she just wipes the rest off on her skirts.. ]
Honestly, I think it looks better.
[ will he feel complimented or insulted?? ]
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Wait, you...think it looks better when it's all down in my face?
[ And fluffy, like a newborn chocobo?? ]
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[ and not stuck up in the air defying gravity!! everyone loves newborn chocobo fluff.. ]
But it is your hair, of course, do with it what you prefer.
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Well...well then.
He does like his up-do, of course, but if Alisaie likes it better when it's down, maybe... ]
Heh...maybe I'll start doing it that way more often. Better to switch it up now and again, y'know?
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Well, only if you want to. By all means, do what feels right.
[ even if what feels right is just giving a cute girl what she wants, apparently!! ]
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That's kinda my thing. [ Doing what feels right, anyway. ] So! D'you feel like your entire world is different now?
[ Because of the s'mores, of course. ]
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Oh, absolutely.
[ she says, a little wryly. ]
.. but they were quite delicious, thank you for introducing me.
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[ He leans forward then, stretching his arms above his head. ]
Man! I'm beat...guess bein' attacked really took it outta me. You wanna head back, or stay a little longer?
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Somehow I think you'll recover.
[ she chirps, through a smile, then follows his lead and arches high into a stretch as well, because they're contagious. ]
I suppose I am rather tired..
[ unless he has some other secret planned ]
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Yeah, wouldn't want to keep you out too late, would we? What would Alphinaud say?
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Please, I have endured his complaining for many years, I have learned to drown it out.
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Once she's on her feet he doesn't let go of her hand, instead squeezing her fingers around hers. If you don't think I'm going to milk the past cuteness for all it's worth, you are dead wrong. ]
That so? Huh, I didn't realize he was such a complainer...
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she doesn't seem to entirely notice that he's still holding her hand, considering she's still holding it right back, thoughtlessly, because if she were thinking about it she'd be on fire. ]
He needs to complain like he needs to breathe. I think he might drop dead if he went a single day without wagging his finger.
[ is this an alphinaud roast, because she's always down for an alphinaud roast. ]
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And yes, it is apparently an Alphinaud roast, even if Prompto may not be able to contribute much at the moment. Still, considering who his bros are, he knows how to dish out some burns...from being burned by them frequently himself. ]
Ha! I had no idea...all I know is his medicine tastes awful.
[ YEAH EAT SHIT ALPH ]
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either way, absolutely wrecking alphinaud is the truest way to her heart tbh so this is where she falls in love for true. ]
Does it? Oh, did he give you some of those terrible concoctions he cooked up? How were they? What happened?
[ she's super excited about this.. ]
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He starts to walk back in the direction of the temple, still holding her hand. ]
He sure did! Didn't even warn me how bad they were gonna be.
[ This is objectively false, but whatever, Alphinaud didn't give him enough of a warning for how bad it truly was!!! ]
I couldn't even swallow it, it was that bad! I nearly ralphed!
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and here they are, still holding hands.. ah.. ]
'Ralphed'?
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Yeah, y'know! Ralphed! Hurled! Barfed.
[ There are sure a lot of slang words for vomiting. ]
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Barf?
[ please make her say more modern words. ]
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You don't even know barf? It means to throw up! Y'know! Vomiting.
[ Alphinaud's medicine was just that bad. ]
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