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[punshots]

Thought you might say somethin' like that...

[ So he dishes her up a slice of each cheesecake onto a desert plate before doing the same for himself. He's really gotta take a long run tomorrow, or else all this lazing about is going to get to him...

...but for now, wonderful company and delicious desserts. Gazing into her eyes, Prompto reaches forward to tuck a stray piece of her hair behind her ear. ]

...Hey.

[ That's all. Just. "Hey." ]

[adelphoi]

[ ah, those cheesecakes look so good.. alisaie follows them with her eyes, and once prompto has dropped the slices onto her plate she is immediately grabbing up her fork to dig into them.

though she pauses, mid-bite, when prompto tucks back her hair, then immediately flushes a pleasing shade of pink, like somehow this is all new again. ]

Hello.

[punshots]

[ Look at that blush rising in her cheeks...he's still got it. But he's blushing like a moron himself as he brushes his thumb across her cheekbone, tender and gentle. ]

I got a better answer. You're not a gremlin, you're an Elezen goddess, and after we finish this cheesecake, I super duper wanna make out with you.

[ He withdraws his hand and pops a bite of cheesecake into his mouth, which may make her think he's done...but no. ]

...And dance? Dance, maybe. Is it warm in here? Should I turn the air up? ...Hey, I think you're beautiful. We should get married.

[ He snickers generously at this, like he thinks it's hilarious. ]

[adelphoi]

[ that pink flush spreads right to her ears, and she grins widely, turning to nip at the tip of his thumb before he pulls it away. elezen goddess is much better than a gremlin!! he's earning his points back. ]

Mm, I have a secret for you..

[ she says, conspiratorially, around a mouthful of cheesecake, and then she's leaning toward him again so she can "whisper" in his ear. ]

.. we are already married. We can make out any time you like.

[ a revelation!! ]

[punshots]

[ So drunk Prompto is better at earning points than sober Prompto is...duly noted. He gasps loudly when Alisaie whispers that particular revelation to him. Who would've thunk it??? ]

Ah! We are?! How convenient! [ He leans in to kiss her on the corner of her ear. ] You better hurry up and finish that cheesecake, then.

[ Before his drunk thoughts wander somewhere else...like truth or dare, or a tickle attack. ]

[adelphoi]

[ don't tickle attack her while she's consuming cheesecake?? the results would be disastrous. washing down her big mouthful with the last of her glass of wine she sits back a little, and turns her head to look at him. it takes a little longer than it normally might.. ]

Why? Do you have.. plans?

[ she says, super suggestively, leaning in to touch her forehead to his but she incorrectly estimates the distance and it's a bit more of a knock than a touch. ]

Back rub?

[punshots]

[ Ow...but whatever, bonked foreheads or not, she's still very close now and Prompto can catch the sweet scent of wine and cheesecake on her breath. It's so tantalizing, but he doesn't lean in to kiss her yet, instead. They're still being playful and coy!

And drunk. ]

Mm...a back rub for a back rub? [ His mouth hooks into a devilish grin. ] Unless you wanna finish your cheesecake first...

[ Sophie's choice up in here. ]

[adelphoi]

[ .. it's really not much of a choice at all. prompto should never have asked, he cannot stand up to her sweet tooth. cheesecake is fleeting, after all.. she can get backrubs later. ]

Oh, yes, of course.

[ without preamble, she's turning right away to finish shoveling desserts into her mouth. ]

[punshots]

[ Wow!!! Maybe his mood is fleeting, too! Being rejected for her desserts isn't new, but it still stings!! And Prompto leans back into his chair with a thwack and a scowl, crossing his arms over his chest. ]

Oh, I see how it is! Just remember who brought you those cheesecakes...

[ Just don't get sick on cheesecake before they can bang!! ]

[adelphoi]

[ his mood is never fleeting. all it takes is 1 cleavage to get him going again. not even a whole boob. his pouting is ever a source of entertainment for her, though, so she's grinning through her mouthful of delectable cheesecake. ]

Yes, where would I be without you?

[ no promises.. ]

[punshots]

[ Look, that may be true, but he can still pout! Though since she asked, he'll at least answer that question... ]

Not eating any cheesecake, probably! You'd just be...hanging with Alphie, without anyone to give you kisses or make you pancakes or snuggle you at night... [ A beat, before he narrows his eyes at her. ] Whose razor would you use?

[adelphoi]

Oh?

[ the corner of her mouth curls sharply, and she licks a glob of cheese from her lips before she's turning back toward him at last, thoroughly sated, belly pleasantly full. she leans toward him, grinning, her nose wrinkled in an impish sort of way. ]

How can you be so sure that I would not have found some other soft, obedient man or woman to fulfill my needs?

[punshots]

[ Oh, is she done now?? Will she give him the time of day?? While she ate, Salty Prompto drank more wine! Which means he's still 110% DTF, but also surly. And stupid. Well...stupider. ]

What, you think chumps like me're dime a— [ Wait. Rewinding that for a second. ] Man or woman?

[ ??????????? ]

[adelphoi]

[ alisaie is quite a bit smaller than prompto, and thus needs far less wine than he to find herself tipsy, thankfully. she winds both arms loosely around his shoulders, bonking their foreheads together again with a grin. ]

Yes, 'course..

[ pulling back just a hair, to look into his face, a crease in her brow. ]

What?

[ is this weird to you, prompto?? ]

[punshots]

[ Meanwhile, Prompto's arms are still FIRMLY AND STUBBORNLY CROSSED, even if he doesn't resist her pulling close around him. He thinks about reaching out to pull her into his lap, but no!!! Not yet. Besides, they need to suss...this...out. ]

I just...didn't know...you—you know! [ He really didn't! It seems strange, that it hasn't come up before now, but they'd fallen in love so thoughtlessly that Prompto hadn't a reason to question whether Alisaie was only interested in men.

Until now, anyway! ]

You...swing both ways! Play for both teams! You're into dicks and chicks!

[ He squints...for some reason. ]

[adelphoi]

Ah, I love it when you talk filth to me.

[ she crows through a fiendish grin, leaning back in again to pepper sloppy kisses along the shape of his jaw, to his ear, and back again right to his chin, which she.. bites. lightly. this is very sexy, apparently. ]

Is that so surprising, though? If I am honest, I much prefer girls, I think..

[ alisaie grins right against his.. chin. ]

Mayhaps your silky smooth armpits attracted me.

[punshots]

[ Oh, chin biting, kinky...but he seems to be into it, even if his brow is still furrowed in puzzlement. Alisaie prefers girls?

He reaches out to tug her by the hips, prompting her into his lap, and then he...takes both of his hands and sets them on either side of her face, their noses touching, as he stares unflinchingly into her eyes. ]

I knew you were into it...you only laughed to cover how into it you were!

[ VINDICATION, AT LAST. ]

If you're so into girls, it's a wonder how you wound up with such a manly man...

[ Is he...trying to lower his voice??? Maybe. ]

[adelphoi]

Think of it that way if you like..

[ it's still ridiculous. tbh she probably forgets to shave her pits a lot, so they're likely more stubbly than his.. anyway, she settles comfortably into his lap, leaning into him, though she frowns when he drops his voice. ]

You become less attractive by the moment.

[punshots]

[ As long as she doesn't forget deodorant...whatever, he's used to being the girly one in this relationship! Never forget he was the bride at their wedding... ]

What? You don't find this voice...sultry? [ It's definitely, like, a bad Christian Bale Batman voice. ] Not even if I said something like...

You're the light of my life, baby doll. Shazam-pow.

[ Hot. ]

[adelphoi]

[ .. she probably forgets that sometimes too..

alisaie tries to frown, but that voice is ridiculous and she's too tipsy not to snort an inelegant laugh, though she still shakes her head and rolls her eyes skyward. ]

There it goes, my libido. Farewell..

[punshots]

[ Ah, well, their sex life was nice while it lasted, alas. Prompto forces out his bottom lip in a pout. How can she resist him when he's pouting!! ]

What happened to back rubs?

[ They had a deal!!! Even in his drunkenness he hasn't forgotten... ]

[adelphoi]

[ of course he wouldn't forget!! even if she doesn't even remember what the deal was, anyway.. ]

Mayhaps you should have thought of that before making yourself so terribly unsexy.

[ yet.. here she is, still in his lap anyway, and leaning in to nibble at that stuck-out lip that is more or less a big target!! ]

I prefer your usual voice. And your soft, supple skin.. and sweet smell..

[ all his femininity.. ]

[punshots]

[ Part of him is sure he should be sort of offended by this, but...he's not, really! There's a reason he takes such good care of himself, and it's not just to impress others. It's because he likes it better that way, too. So while it might not be the most flattering thing ever to have your wife tell you she likes you because you're girly, eh, he can live with it. It works.

He huffs a laugh against her mouth, tightening his grip on her, his voice softening back into its usual pitch. ]

And here I thought you just liked me to taste good when we kiss... [ Lazily, he draws his mouth along her jaw to her ear, his breath gusting hot. ]

Mm, all those hot girls dunno what they missed out on when I snapped you up...

[ He bites playfully at her earlobe, and then licks her ear in a way that is way more like a wet-willy than anything sexy. ]

[adelphoi]

Well, that too.

[ alisaie isn't nearly as picky as he is, but kissing bad breath just sounds.. gross. even if they kiss in the mornings often. but whatever. that lick though is enough to earn a squeal, and she twists away a little, rubbing at her ear with the cuff of her sleeve. ]

Sounds to me that you are quite fond of the idea.

[ he's entertaining so many lesbian fantasies right now, isn't he ]

[punshots]

[ Whatever, Prompto's good morning kisses taste like sugar and rainbows. And he sure is entertaining some lesbian fantasies right now, his eyes half-lidded. What if Aranea had gotten to Alisaie first...ah... ]

Only in my imagination! [ But his imagination is a hot place to be right now. ] But now I'm the only one who gets your kisses...

[ And to punctuate this, he tips his mouth up and kisses her, hard and sloppy, lips parting against hers so his tongue can beg for entrance into her mouth. ]